50 Things Liberals Love to Hate

ItâÈçs hard work being a liberal these days. When you hate things most Americans love, itâÈçs tiring to have to endlessly correct/educate/fix/enlighten the poor dullards out there who just want to enjoy their lives. But itâÈçs not too late, liberals, to join the fun! CâÈçmon, crack open a Bud and throw another T-bone on the grill. But kindly check your disdain at the door when it comes to: WALMART: How about a handmade, locally sourced flat-screen television instead? STEAKHOUSES: ThereâÈçs no steamed tofu on this menu. MCDONALDâÈçS: The stranger in the playground handing out candy to children. FLAG PINS: ItâÈçs okay to love America, but not enough to wear it on your lapel. FOOTBALL: War with cleats and pads. THE V-8 ENGINE: ThereâÈçs just something plain wrong about all that power and freedom under the control of one person. SUCCESS: When you make more money than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings. THE FOUNDING FATHERS: A bunch of old white guys who are making it nearly impossible for modern government to pick our doctors, teach our children, correct our diets, and save our money. . . . and 42 other darn good reasons to lock the doors, crank up the A/C, turn on the game, and let the countdown begin. . . .

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